Your dad may have taught you these, maybe not. Either way they’re good points to keep in mind throughout your life.

• Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat.
• Go for women you perceive to be “out of your league”. You’ll surprise yourself.
• Never take her to the movies on a first date
• Shave with the grain on the first go-around.
• Always look a person in the eye when you talk to them.
• Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.
• Exercise makes you happy. Run, lift, and play sports.
• Brush your teeth before you put on your tie.
• A small amount of your pay-check should go directly to your savings account every month.
• Call your mother every week.
• Give a firm handshake, and always stand to shake someone’s hand.
• Compliment her shoes.
• Never leave a pint unfinished.
• Never lend anything you can’t afford to lose.
• Ask more than you answer. Everybody likes to talk about themselves.
• Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them once.
• Go with the decision that will make for a good story.
• When you walk, look straight ahead, not at your feet.
• Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it.
• Don’t let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
• No matter their job or status in life, everyone deserves your respect.
• The first one to get angry loses.
• Do what needs to be done without complaining. It won’t help speed things up.
• Never stop learning.
• If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.
• Women find confidence sexy as hell.

And finally, the most important to remember…

• Don’t change yourself just to make someone happy, unless that someone is you.